All right class! Today we are gonna be learning about Chinese Food Pyramid!
Very important to Chinese culture. This is what they eat in China.
Down here, we have sushi. Very good! Vegetable, pizza, chicken. BOCK BOCK!
Pork OINK!
Pork? Cody your mom's on the food chain! Oink! Oink! Oink! Oink! Oink! Oink! Oink!
Rice! Fish! Cat! Dog! Yummy!
Very good for you!
Does anyone know what's at the top of the pyramid?
Anybody? Anybody at all?
IDIOTS!
At the top of the pyramid we have...
EGGROLL!
Very good! We RUV us some Egg Roll!
Very, very LUV the egg roll! Ha ha!
Here we have cat and dog IN the egg roll!
Very good!!
Uhh.. Teacher! I just took a dirty dump in my diaper.
I triple D'd over here.
Oh Jeffy you disgusting. Your not suppose to take dump on your diaper. Go change the diaper right now.
UGGHH Jeffy you disgusting!!
You not supposed to take dump in your diaper!
Go change your diaper right now!!
(YEET)
Hey Daddy!
Hey Jeffy, how was school today?
Oh it was really good Daddy!
Oh well thats good!
Yeah I got Detention!
Wha- YOU GOT DETENTION JEFFY?!
Sure did Daddy, sure did!
Jeffy, detention's not a good thing!
Oh...
But everyone was laughing and cheering for me!
Well, Jeffy how did you get detention?!
Because I took a "triple-D" Daddy.
A-A "triple-D"? What's a "triple-D"?
A DIRTY DUMP IN MAH DIAPER
Wha- You took a dump?!
A dirty one Daddy.
Well Jeffy why would you get in trouble for taking a dump?!
'Cuz I threw my diaper at the teacher's face!
JEFFY WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!
Because it was funny, Daddy.
WELL JEFFY ITS NOT FUNNY BECAUSE YOU GOT DETENTION, YOU KNOW WHAT DETENTION MEANS?
IT MEANS YOU HAVE TO GO BACK TO SCHOOL, TONIGHT,
AND SPEND IT WITH THE TEACHER
AHH-BUH!-WHA! WELL FROWNY FACE DADDY! :( FROWNY FACE HARD!! :((
(sounds of constipation)
Jeffy, stop with the frowny face!
(more sounds of constipation)
You know what Jeffy, since you got detention at school, that means your grounded!
You have to start doing chores!
WHAT ARE CHORES???!!!!!
You have to start cleaning your room, you have to start doing dishes, and you have to take out the trash!
DADDY WHAT ARE YOU PUFFIN'?!!
YOUR OBVIOUSLY PUFFIN' SOMETHING DADDY!
JEFFY IM NOT PUFFIN' ANYTHING!
ALL ABOARD THE CIANAN IRVINE'S-HIGH-TRAIN!! OOF OOOOOOOOOOF!!!
Jeffy, you know what?! Go to your room and get ready for detention!
YOU GO TO YOUR ROOM AND GET READY FOR DETENTION!!
Well I didnt take a Triple-D in school!
...Well played Daddy, well played.
(sigh) Just go to your room Jeffy! (harder sigh)
(BIG SIGH) Cody I'm bored!
Yeah..
There's nothing to do!
Well actually, I made a-
C-C-C-Cody, do you hear that?
...No?
You don't hear that?
No.
It sounds like your mom, Cody!
Wait- Really?
Sounds just like your mom, is your mom here?
I-I-I don't know!
Well why would your mom be here, Cody?
I don't know where is she?
It's your mom! (OINK, OINK, OINK, OINK)
Junior?
Woah, Ms.Cody, you got a mouth on you!
Junior, where did you even get that?
Where did I get what, your mom?
She came over! (OINK)
Junior! (OINK) Junior stop!
Junior!! (OINK) JUNIOR STOP IT (OINK)
JUNIOR!
MY MOM IS NOT A PIG!! EH!
I MADE A ROBOT!
You made a robot?
Yeah, he's right here. His name is Codo
I AM CODO
He's my personal robot assistant
Woah! You made a robot!
Why'd you make him?
Well, Me and Ken needed a third-wheel for the train we were runnin', so I made Codo.
He'll do anything I tell him to!
Anything...
Well if he can do anything, w-what things can he do?
Heh! What can't he do would be a shorter list, Junior.
I-I mean he can do a lot of stuff is what I'm trying to say.
Well, can he get me a bowl of macaroni and cheese?
Heh. Codo, get me a bowl of macaroni and cheese.
YES HUNKY GOD
He calls me hunky god, I make him call me that.
HERE YOU GO, CODY
Oh, thanks Codo!
WOAH! HE MADE A BOWL OF MACARONI AND CHEESE THAT FAST?
Well actually he stole it. I told him to get me a bowl of macaroni and cheese not make one; he's pretty specific.
Wait, so he stole it?
Yeah..
HEY GUYS!!
Oh hey, Jeffy! Don't you have detention tonight?
Yeah but I don't wanna go!
Jeffy, if you dont go, you might get expelled.
Yeah.
BUT I DONT WANNA GO!
Yeah, that sucks. I wouldn't wanna go either.
W-W-Wait Cody! You made a robot of yourself; can't you make a robot of Jeffy and the robot will go to detention for him?
Well, Junior, that's a lot of work to make another robot.
But it'll be cool though; why don't you just make it?
Junior, I really don't feel like making another robot.
Wait, you said Codo will do anything you say so why don't you ask him to make a robot of Jeffy?
Oh, yeah! I didnt think about that!
Codo, make a robot that looks just like Jeffy!
OK, HUNKY GOD WITH ROCK HARD ABS
Alright!
Well, how long do you think its gonna take him to make it?
Heh. A CUTSCENE
Alright guys, Codo says he's done!
Wha- He's done already?
Yeah!
Alright guys, meet Jeffo!
EH!
WHAT. DOING? UH. UH.
Woah!!
Wow! He looks just like me guys!
Ok Jeffy, now all you have to do is give him a command and tell him what you want him to do!
Ok!
Jeffo! I want you to pretend to be me, and go to my detention tonight!
OK. JEFFY. UH. UH. UH. UH.
I can't believe Jeff he got detention
Ugh, I can't believe Jeffy got detention!
(Hydraulic sounds)
HEY. DADDY. WHAT DOING?
UH. UH. UH.
Jeffy, are you ready for Detention tonight?
NO. ARE YOU FUUU... UUU... UUU... -ING HIGH?
Jeffy, don't argue with me! You're going to detention no matter what, so I'm gonna cook you dinner before you go, so come with me to the kitchen.
Jeffy, don't argue with me! Your going to detention no matter what, so I'm gonna cook you dinner before you go so come with me to the kitchen.
(More hydraulics)
Ok, Jeffy. I made you green beans for dinner.
Jeffy I made you green beans for dinner!
(Slight hydraulics)
(SCANNING)
(CALCULATING)
Jeffy, hurry up and eat your green beans!
(CALCULATION COMPLETE)
(HYDRAULICS)
Jeffy, what are you doing?
(FLIP!) (CRASH!)
JEFFY WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!
I. HATE. GREEN. BEANS. DADDY.
(In Robot Voice) I Hate Green Beans Dadddy!
Well good, now you're not gonna eat anything before detention! You're gonna be starving! So get ready for detention! C'mon! Get in the car!
(Hydraulics)
So Jeffy, since you don't have detention, what are you gonna do now?
So Jeffy, Since you dont have to go to detention, what are you gonna do now?
I'm gonna sit in my bed all night and play Five Nights at Freddy's so my Daddy wont find me!
Oh. Well ok Jeffy.
Ok Jeffy, but if Jeffo gives you any trouble just let me know ok ok alright. See you later. Bye
But if Jeff-O gives you any trouble just let me know, ok?
Ok!
Alright see you later jeffy!
Alright, bye!
(More Hydraulics)
Alright, IDIOTS!
Your in detention tonight, because you dont know how to behave during school!
Detention tonight could you know how to behave to us cool, dude? Are you idiot so while you're in detention tonight
You Dumb!
You IDIOT!
So, while you're in detention tonight,
You're gonna be sitting in your seat,
For 3 hour!
No talk, No noise, Nothing!
And while you're doing that, I'm gonna be Googling history of egg roll
Cuz I so Asian!
Psst! Hey! Hey retard!
Retaaaard?
Hey! Hey! Hey retard! Retard!
Detention's lame, isn't it?
C'mon retard I know you hear me!
I KNOW YOU HEAR ME!
ANSWER ME RETARD!
YOU BETTER ANSWER ME RIGHT NOW!
(ERROR)
(SEARCHING)
(TARGET LOCKED) Oh that got your attention, huh?
What are you gonna do about it? (You just messed with Jeffy)
Huh?
Are you gonna go cry to your Daddy??
HAHA!
(LAZER SHOOTING)
(LAZER FIRED) AAAAHHHHH!!!
AAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!
TAKE. THAT. RE. TARD (Thats what he deserves).
UH. UH. UH.
HEY!! HEY! NO TALKING!! IM TRYING TO READ ABOUT EGG ROLL!
I wonder how Jeffy's detention's going
HEY DADDY.
PREPARE TO DIE.
JEFFY, WHY ARE YOU NOT AT DETENTION?!
YOU'RE SKIPPING DETENTION JEFFY?
(LAZER CHARGE)OH, YOU'LL NEVER LEARN (LAZER MISSED)
JEFFY, YOU KNOW WHAT?
IF YOU DON'T WANNA GO TO SCHOOL SO BAD,
I'M GONNA MAKE YOU WISH YOU WERE AT SCHOOL.
C'MON! YOU'RE DOING THE DISHES!
Ok Jeffy, you're gonna clean all of these dishes since you wanna skip detention.
Ok, look.
You're gonna clean this plate first!
(SMASH!)
JEFFY WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!
(More hydraulics)
TIME. TO DIE. DADDY (KNIFE! NOT Family Friendly).
JEFFY WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT KNIFE?! *flees*
AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!
OH MY GOD! WHATS WRONG WITH JEFFY?
HE'S LOST HIS MIND! x2
I HAVE TO CALL THE COPS. I HAVE TO CALL THE COPS!
PEEKABOO DADDY! (HERE'S JEFFO)
AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!
AAAHHH!! I HAVE TO GET OUT OF HERE!
I HAVE TO GET OUT OF HERE!
WOAH WOAH WOAH
Woah! Slow down!
What's goin' on?
WHAT ARE YOU- WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
Oh. Well, like in the last scene
You said you were gonna call the police
So I figured i'd just show up (that fast?).
OH, WELL MY SONS TRYING TO KILL ME WITH A KNIFE!
Woah, a knife?!
Yeah!!
Ok yeah, I'm gonna have to come in.
Alright Officer, there he is! Shoot him!
Shoot him?
Yeah, he's trying to kill me! Shoot him!
yes he's trying to kill me shoot him!!!
Oh no, I don't have a gun.
WHY NOT?!?
See, I'm the YouTube police.
you see i'm the youtube police
I'm just here to make sure everything stays is family friendly, (WHOA. Who knew the videos that are family-friendly with age restricted?)
and that knife is not family friendly. (#SAVESML!)
Gimme that knife.
I don't know what you are trying to get away with here with this knife, but I DON'T like it. OK? And I also DON'T like this "TIME TO DIE" stuff either. From now on, it's "TIME FOR FUN". Let me hear you say it.
ALRIGHT DADDY. TIME FOR FUN.
OK. x2 Yeah I like that. See I like that. This is good. I would let my kids watch this. This is a nice Christian website. OK, so no more weapons, alright, no more cussing, the lasers, the lasers are OK. I'll let that slide. That's science-fiction. That's fine. Just be careful. Alright? So don't make me come back here or I'll age-restrict your video. (Thanks for the lesson, police.)
AHH! JEFFY IS TRYING TO HAVE FUN WITH ME!
ALRIGHT DADDY. TIME TO FUN.
(SCREAMS) OMG! WHAT'S WRONG WITH JEFFY?! HE'S ACTING CRAZY! I DON'T WHAT HE'S TRYING TO KILL ME SO BAD!
The cops didn't help. No one's trying to help. I don't know what to do!
I'm a monkey, daddy.
Wh- JEFFY?!
What?
JEFFY! YOU WERE JUST TRYING TO KILL ME!
No I wasn't daddy. I been playing Five Night's at Freddy's!
Wh- Jeffy there's someone that just like you that's been chasing me with a knife trying to kill me!
Oh that's Jeffo, dad! He's a robot!
JEFFO, A ROBOT??
Yeah. He went to detention for me, daddy!
SO, YOU DIDN'T GO TO DETENTION?!
Nope. I stayed at home and played Five Night's at Freddy's.
*scream*
THAT'S A TITLE SCREEN JEFFY!
Eh I'm not worried. I still have Baymax.
(OH NO NOT HIM)
NO NO NO
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